- teacher: are there any classes you are struggling with?
- me: the bourgeois
- teacher: what
- me: what
- karl marx: nice
the thing i hate most about people who preach ‘non-violence’ and ‘peace’ is that they never preach to those in power, you’ll never hear any of them demanding the police stop killing black people, to stop destroying their neighborhoods, and to put their weapons down, and that’s because these people are not against violence, they are only against resistance.
employer: why should we hire you?
me: i got first place on Rainbow Road
employer: holy shit
being an introvert is really hard because there is no polite way to tell someone that you’re in a bad mood because you’re exhausted from socializing.